OK, my long awaited holiday starts now and I'm browning my pants cos I hate planes. I don't trust them but I gotta face my fears.
So I've decided that I will keep on drinking until I pass out and forget about the damn flight. Plus I'm going with my brother who is 7ft tall , large, doesn't wear a belt to his jeans and enjoys showing his crack to anybody sitting next to us. I think I'll lock myself in a toilet and throw up all the way!!!!
Sorry that I haven't uploaded anything lately, been busy packing and changing money. I will do it soon, I promise.

Anyway guys, I'm outta here.